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Pixels review

hello everyone long time no see thats because this is the first post of season 2 pretty cool right no its because i've been working on a few things for the new year i'll talk about them in the next post but until then were gonna review a movie ooh now remember what i said in the very first episode right you probably don't well i said that this is where i review games and bad movies based on games like the AVGN have you guessed it ooh yes you there are you doing a colab with the avgn what no im reviewing a movie based on a game seriously you can't be that dumb security escort this man out geese so pixels is a movie starring adam sandler hey get back here if i have to suffer through it so do you ahh adam sandler you used too be such a good actor what happend with things like happy click snl and bedtime stories where did you go wrong maybe it started with the gobbler hotel transylvania your cameo in jessie little nicky the water boy thats my boy 8 crazy nights grown ups grown ups 2 and the list goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on 145 hours later and on and on and on and on so now that we got that out of the way lets review the movie it starts out in the 80s as we see a young adam and another fat dude and they are entering a gaming competition and since adam knows all the patterns he's sure to win until little peter dickledge comes in and wipes the floor with him no joke i can see myself in the floor heres your 30 bucks dickledge we then cut to 20 years later but all is not good caus theres trouble afoot PIXELY TROUBLE THE WORST KIND OF TROUBLE DUN DUN DUNN oh wait thats not the story were focusing on here how about that adam is a cable guy and uh oh love story and uh oh theres a kid envolved solets sum up the plot adam meets up with olaf from frozen and after learning about the aliens they assemble the dream team including dickledge they fight pac man get q-bert and then all the pixely minions attack including olafs video game love the dream team defeat donkey kong and everything goes back to normal except q-bert turns into the lady and then the movie ends wow they really wrote all that well its a sandler movie what did i expect and the movie gets a 26 out of 100000000000000000 it just felt right bye guys

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next review: the toy story game trilogy part 1: toy story 1 the game

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